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tubbertons: â€¦. Apparently itâ€™s No-Shame Novemberâ€¦ Have some of that Self-ship poly porn I was talking about a while back. (thereâ€™s a variety of garbage here but Iâ€™m just keeping a small preview and the rest under the cut ffff) Keep reading

PEOPLE ARE TELLING LIES. AND SAYING THAT I AM NOT SLDKFJSDKFLJSDF BLEH. but anyways, I feel bad for being unquality, so I figure my watchers can at least be mildly interested by a Random Anne Fact while I have shitty hair and no makeup on and at the

professor-rjlupin: benlovejoy: top 5 hockey players that need a twitter (in no order) | patrick kane i want to see him drunk tweet. not gonna lie. oohhh I heard that

Well let’s end this on a note I’m sure everyone has been waiting for. That’s right today is Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on Titan. Not going to lie, Mikasa is ripped. I understand she’s a soldier obviously, but damn does she put

cartoonyafterdark: There needs to be more strongfat Jasper that is all I mean for real - look at Rebecca Sugar’s recent JasperShe very thickit’s time we stopped lying to ourselves

The power was OFF today in Beach City, but the weird was ON!Mayor Dewey told everyone in town it’d be back on by sundown, but HE WAS LYING! He also told my dad that it was just some routine maintenance work. He was probably LYING about that

lindowyn replied to your post: In a weird twist of events, I’m going to be hooked…IV lounge? yikes. Hope everything works out. :/Sounds scarier than it is.That’s a complete lie, but no, seriously, the IV lounge part is totally chill. They ran

kittenfossils: hacksign: clalish: hacksign: “i misread the post” no shade but it was like a sentence long and you kept arguing with multiple ppl and it didn’t dawn on you to re-read the post. Tell Another Lie. Please @ me next time you ugly

alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go

bogleech:depsidase:that would be gross not because there’s anything wrong with eating insects but because ants supposedly just taste like pure citrus

Support 100% Monty Python Slash Fanart on Patreon!Here is an April announcement! No one asked for this, but I have decided from now on I will dedicate my art entirely to an obscure ship that no one else likes except me!Completely ignore that post from

Thanks to getting the flu and being forced to stay home and basically just lie in one spot for 3 days I am finally up to date with Supernatural. Yay!

fightingeldergods: “Ah, now, I do know a fair share of Doctors. Seven, give or take. But no, that’s not one of them. I happen to call myself the Doctor, as well, if that helps?” "Ah, mine mentioned there’d been nine faces

blauebox: In my headcanon, one of the reasons why Rose was crying when she was in the Bad Wolf state was that she could see all the pain that was lying ahead for her and the Doctor. We know that the Bad Wolf was able to warn the Doctor in Turn Left,

i dont consider myself an “alpha” male, but im certainly not a “beta” male either. i dont like leading or following, but if i have to lead i will, and if it makes more sense to follow i generally will do whats asked of me. i wonder

liquidcoma: officialcrow: linnrock: officialcrow: pure-lolita: thararescizor: pure-lolita: thararescizor: pure-lolita: types of girls:1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave2. docile dandelions that blow away

chrisevnsass: “In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.” -Albert Einstein

halfmetaledchemist: *is aggressively more concerned for sports anime third years’ futures than my own*

dustail: zubatman: i hope y'all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together I looked down expecting to see a noble person defending the goodness that is a mint and chocolate combo but no, the burden falls to me, the

shutupkristen: That one time I made two dresses out of The Fault In Our Stars Pages…. About a week ago, I looked at my first copy of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. It was falling apart at the seams, having been annotated, cried into, traveled

smythe-hummel: “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up

toptierwaifu: most people think that anīme is derived from the word animation but it is actually from the latin root anim meaning life or soul because when you watch anime thats what it devours

kingjaffejoffer: You ever see a woman on Tumblr whos thirst trap game is so fucking mean that you wanna go in her ask box but you ain’t got shit to say?? Just pop up in her inbox like, “look bitch it worked, im here, damn. You win”

I NOTICED YOU POSTING PICS OF THAT BATHBOMB BUT WASN'T NO WASHCLOTHS AT THE EDGE OF THAT TUB

timecurry: hellohelbig: justindonuts: lets-get-krunk: “I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography “Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel “Now that I’m out,

mssfaithh: kingjaffejoffer: ayejiahchillout: jajisi: wh0isnerd: Or a challenger lmao No lies here I was trying to find the fiction but could not I can’t believe theses slanderous allegations 😂😂😂😂 Knowing the dudes I know that push

ayoaprell: onyourtongue: brisummers: mycrowntooheavy: dickprintbandit: whitegirlsaintshit: that one girl at church you know ain’t been baptized but she pretend to be holy during praise and worship Man :(((( brisummers 😭😭 Bruh!!! 😂😂😂

Cartoon Characters that aint black but really are black

tsunamiwavesurfing: ig models be in bikinis frying chicken i mean do you but we all know that’s science fiction

alexbbypls: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. This post fucked me up. English is the worst

weaintaboutshit: flacomexicano: the girls y'all thirst over look nothing like y'all actual girlfriends how that make them feel 🙁 Last I checked I don’t have a six pack, dreads, or deep entrancing mahogany god-like skin but I ain’t complaining

blackgirlshit: sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: sansoucii: Hip hop culture is a phase for white kids. They’re simply passing thru. They’re dabbing now. But these kids go on to become elected officials & professionals that look down at culture

onetimeforyamind: Ya #mcm a asshole and hella aggressive and you like that but he only act like that to mask how insecure you find him to be later

blackademics: Me: “But I aint interested in her like that”The dick: “Just see what she tryna do tonight”

kingjaffejoffer: Tumblr culture normalizes scamming people and ~finessing~ but y’all also want people to donate and reblog your gofundme posts

procrastinationinsteadofgrading: dannymrowr: the-real-eye-to-see: Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just

saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it Flavored corn liquor. 100+ proof grape juice that looks and tastes like grape juice. Drank half a fifth like water and paid for

kittenjammer said: I still think Rod is lying, or missing something. Because his whole think is eren can never control the titan powers, but we see Eren did do something in 50. So i think Historian and Eren are going to be just fine …Is that

A second Fukushuu pencil scrap that will eventually be finished aka maybe never. I originally meant for this to be two floating portraits, not LeviMika lying on the ground next to each other, but who knows? Concepts can change fairly easily at this point.

hajime-nii: First and last appearances (Kondo’s isn’t really the last one but in the actual last one he looks like an egg and i couldn’t do that to him

No lie, I had a master that would make me but these ^^^ up my butt and lick them clean for him because he liked when I would put dirty things in my mouth for him.

No offense. But at 28 years old if you need to remain on the “DL” then you’re not someone that I even want to associate myself with. I came out at 15 and at 23, I know who I am and I ain’t lying to folks to make themselves feel

psyducker: do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

megdaline: When I was in 3rd grade, I said “damn” and the teacher heard me, so I told her I was doing a project on beavers, but I kind of freaked out that she would find out I was lying, so I actually made a diorama about a beaver dam just so no

psyducker:do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

wild-nirvana: I just wanna lie in bed n cuddle but like I have no one to do that with and its only 9pm and I’m alone and a loser.

imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked

mehgehd:Hello, I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. By true I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies and in the end, isn’t that the truth? The answer is no.

according to my friend the buns and sauce at McDonalds are vegan so she ended up ordering. a burger with no burger

Take my heart I’m surrounded by these four motel room walls, Surrounded by these obligations Take my heart to where it lies awake in fantasy Wildflower meadows Full of fairy tale ghettos I wash my eyes and mind In ancient words of comfort I’m

mybodyprogress2021:Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

msnikkey: She the anal MVP & GOAT. Im not gone lie. He can put all that in my pussy with no problems(I might be small but know how to take a big dick) but not in the ass. Nope!!!!!

That’s the only reason why I’m trying to believe that Caliborn is lying. He is saying that there is no doubt Dad’s dead but that’s because he could be assuming that there is no doubt. He’s going off the knowledge he’s

bruhh-sup: I’m really not asking for much. I just want a decent fucking relationship where no one cheats on anyone, there’s no lies, there’s nothing but love and honesty. Yes we are going to fight but goddamn that’s a part of life.

bruhh-sup: I’m really not asking for much. I just want a decent fucking relationship where no one cheats on anyone, there’s no lies, there’s nothing but love and honesty. Yes we are going to fight but goddamn that’s a part of life.

Where is the lie

stopwhitepeopleforever:White gays: Blacks aren’t that cute + they disappear in the dark lolWhite Gays: Asians can’t topWhite Gays: Call me Sheniqua that’s my inner black womanWhite Gays: Mexicans are cute, but like, only Enrique Iglesias types no

You just got, Garnetted

sex-lies-and-bowties: Morning selfie throwbacks 😴💤 🐼 #me

wirsinddieranters: I think I’ll make a few posts about this recent chapter, including an analysis of Armin and his ability to lie under pressure and get under one’s skin. But there was something I realized last night that I wanted to talk about briefly

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